20 Mostly Ridiculous Predictions for the 2011 MLB Season
On February 16, 2011 I wrote this list of MLB season predictions and posted it at Fanshots.com. At the time I was pretty sure about 7 of them as being serious. Now I’m not even sure which 7 they were. But looking at the list I’d say I’m doing alright. Check it out and let me know what you think about my prognosticating skills!
This list is mostly ridiculous. I say that because there are 7 things on this list that I genuinely believe will happen this season. I’m not going to tell you which 7 things they are. But it’s the truth!
What predictions do you have for the 2011 MLB Season?!
–Derek Jeter will hit .230 with 7 home runs and 35 rbi for the Yankees. With 17 errors at shortstop.
-The Philadelphia Phillies starting staff will win 85 games.
-The Baltimore Orioles will finish last in the AL East.
–Brian Wilson will be the most entertaining on and off field personality in the MLB.
–Carlos Zambrano will be a Zen master.
-A Phillies pitcher will not win the NL Cy Young.
–Jose Bautista will hit 52 home runs, drive in 127 runs and hit .294 for the Toronto Blue Jays.
–AJ Burnett will win only 6 games as a starter for the New York Yankees.
-NL 1st basemen Albert Pujols, Ryan Howard, Joey Votto and Prince Fielder will combine to hit 200+ home runs.
-The New York Mets will win the NL East.
–Andy Pettitte will stay retired.
-5 no-hitters will be thrown in the 2011 season.
–Kevin Youkilis will continue to have the ugliest swing in baseball.
–Tim Lincecum will get caught smoking weed in the AT&T Park players’ parking lot.
–Ozzie Guillen will throw a racial slur at either a player or member of the media or both.
-Someone will call CC Sabathia fat (maybe me).
–Carl Crawford will run into the Green Monster 3 times. Hard.
–Manny won’t be Manny in Tampa.
-The Washington Nationals will have a record over .500 at the end of the season.
-The Chicago Cubs will not win the World Series.
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